🦜 Cruising into Philipsburg, St. Maarten: A Couples’ Day of Mischief, Mojitos & Magic
You’ve arrived — tropical air, turquoise views, and the kind of vibe that says flip-flops required, responsibilities not invited. Philipsburg may be tiny, but oh baby, it’s mighty. Whether you're in the mood for treasure-hunting, beach-hopping, or kissing in the shade of a palm tree — this is the place.
🌞 Do This, Not That: Must-Do Mischief for Two
💃 Great Bay Beach & Boardwalk
Two-minute stroll from the ship = maximum sunshine with minimum effort
Rent a lounger, order a rum punch, and let the turquoise waves do the flirting
Bonus: You can boardwalk-shop in your swimsuit and no one bats an eye
🎬 Yoda Guy Movie Exhibit
Your nerdy hearts will swoon — movie props, behind-the-scenes stories, and a brush with Star Wars lore
Run by a real-life effects artist (and yes, there’s merch that’ll make you say “Do or do not... buy I must”)
🚤 Jet Ski + Catamaran Crush
Feel the sea spray in your hair and your partner’s grin at full throttle
Book right at the dock — catamarans = chill & stylish, jet skis = splash wars encouraged
🎨 Front Street & Old Street
Quaint + quirky shops for jewelry, spices, and cheeky magnets
Bright alleyways perfect for selfies and PDA with a side of gelato
🏰 Fort Amsterdam
If you love history, views, and making out on ancient ruins… this one’s for you
Pack a water bottle and get ready to pretend you’re pirates
🚖 Getting Around Without Losing Your Chill
Option | Why It's Great | Price Range |
🚶 Walking | Easy from the ship to town | Free-ish |
🚤 Water Taxi | Unlimited rides all day | ~$7 per person |
🚕 Land Taxi | Fast + fixed rates | $10–30 (round trip) |
🚌 Local Vans | “Adventure” with locals | $2–3 cash only |
Psst: Water taxis are couple-approved for scenic sea cuddles en route. 🌊
💸 Cash, Cards & Clever Hacks
💵 US dollars = totally cool, no need to swap currency
💳 Cards accepted in most shops, but carry a little cash for beach bars and tiny stalls
🤝 Tip generously and smile — kindness goes far here
🛟 Safe, Snuggly & Sensory-Friendly
👀 The town is cruise-guest safe: bustling, patrolled, and tourist-tuned
♿️ Walkways and boardwalk = rollable and strollable
🏖️ Water taxis are semi-accessible (but rolling into town might be smoother)
🍃 Seaside Nature Park = peaceful oasis for couples who prefer quiet over crowds
💋 Sheila’s Secret Sauce — The Shine Factor
🧃 Try the Guavaberry Colada — tropical, sweet, and dangerously romantic
📸 Snap that iconic umbrella shot together and add it to the “We did that!” album
🦢 For a soul-soothing escape: horseback rides at the Seaside Nature Park 🐎
🎶 Bonus points if you kiss while steel drums play in the background